Notes From A Non Believer
Adam & Eve, what up with those dudes? My question being: what up with people still thinking they were just two persons? It is called interpretation, people!
Putting aside that it's been proved that we come from the apes, how can any living human being (in this century) believe that the whole Human society came from just a man and a woman? Furthermore, how can they even remotely think that the first woman come from the first man? Okay, that kinda makes sense, cuz the first man (aka: Adam) was created by God from dirt. Which, totally makes sense. But the first woman... see? The very first woman God created needed to come from something a little bit more complicated than simple, stupid, dirt. So he took one of Adam's ribs, and created Eve. That maybe why we are more intelligent... then again, we paid that up with the goddamned Original Sin -thank you so much, Lucifer, you're some friend to trust-
Anyways: don't you see the big contradiction here? First of all: genetically, if Eve came from an Adam's rib, they should be brother and sister. You know? Share the same genetic material. And if they ever had children... well let's just say that would be really, really wrong. And then, how the society came along? Did Adam had children with his daughters? Or Eve with her sons? Or between brothers and sister?! Ew! It couldn't get any more disgusting!
The things wrote in the Bible have to be interpretated, folks! It wasn't just a man and a woman... it was a group of people! It had to be! Science doesn't lie! Oh, and by the way: we do come from apes, thank you.
This is the third statement from a -very special- non believer: if you wanna be religious, be my guest. But please, please, try not to take everything so literally, cuz it doesn't work that way.
P.S.: On an evolution matter: it's been proved that the first living organism (a cell) appeared in the oceans, the missing link is the platypus. Look it up.
Putting aside that it's been proved that we come from the apes, how can any living human being (in this century) believe that the whole Human society came from just a man and a woman? Furthermore, how can they even remotely think that the first woman come from the first man? Okay, that kinda makes sense, cuz the first man (aka: Adam) was created by God from dirt. Which, totally makes sense. But the first woman... see? The very first woman God created needed to come from something a little bit more complicated than simple, stupid, dirt. So he took one of Adam's ribs, and created Eve. That maybe why we are more intelligent... then again, we paid that up with the goddamned Original Sin -thank you so much, Lucifer, you're some friend to trust-
Anyways: don't you see the big contradiction here? First of all: genetically, if Eve came from an Adam's rib, they should be brother and sister. You know? Share the same genetic material. And if they ever had children... well let's just say that would be really, really wrong. And then, how the society came along? Did Adam had children with his daughters? Or Eve with her sons? Or between brothers and sister?! Ew! It couldn't get any more disgusting!
The things wrote in the Bible have to be interpretated, folks! It wasn't just a man and a woman... it was a group of people! It had to be! Science doesn't lie! Oh, and by the way: we do come from apes, thank you.
This is the third statement from a -very special- non believer: if you wanna be religious, be my guest. But please, please, try not to take everything so literally, cuz it doesn't work that way.
P.S.: On an evolution matter: it's been proved that the first living organism (a cell) appeared in the oceans, the missing link is the platypus. Look it up.
*There's No "I" In "Team"*
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